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Mugs That Mean Something

Buy a mug.
Bail out
a shelter cat.

Cat Mug Shots makes ceramic mugshot mugs for cat people — and uses every sale to sponsor adoption fees at shelters. Your felon on the shelf. A real cat in a forever home.

✔ Every purchase funds adoptions ✔ 11oz + 15oz ceramic ✔ Fast shipping & easy checkout ✔ Dishwasher-safe
3AM Zoomies cat mugshot mug — lead product
All Suspects

The Lineup

Six confirmed criminals. Pick your felon. Every mug sold goes toward sponsoring adoption fees for real shelter cats who've waited the longest.

Lead Product CASE #CS-0042 3AM Zoomies cat mugshot mug
GUILTY EVIDENCE
PROPERTY OF CAT MUGSHOTS P.D.
Sleep Crime 11oz / 15oz

3AM Zoomies

For the cat who turns the hallway into a racetrack and thinks 3:07 AM is cardio hour.

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Fan Favorite CASE #CS-0071 Sock Thief cat mugshot mug
GUILTY EVIDENCE
PROPERTY OF CAT MUGSHOTS P.D.
Laundry Crime 11oz / 15oz

Sock Thief

For the tiny burglar who keeps stealing lone socks and leaving behind evidence but no regret.

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Home Decor Criminal CASE #CS-0018 Scratched the Couch cat mugshot mug
GUILTY EVIDENCE
PROPERTY OF CAT MUGSHOTS P.D.
Home Crime 11oz / 15oz

Scratched the Couch

Deadpan confession energy for the fluffy little menace who chose the couch as a personal art project.

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Chaos Pick CASE #CS-0099 Kicked Litter Across the State cat mugshot mug
GUILTY EVIDENCE
PROPERTY OF CAT MUGSHOTS P.D.
Bathroom Crime 11oz / 15oz

Kicked Litter Across the State

For the cat who treats the litter box like a confetti cannon and the floor like collateral damage.

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Funny Gift CASE #CS-0055 Bites the Hand That Feeds Her cat mugshot mug
GUILTY EVIDENCE
PROPERTY OF CAT MUGSHOTS P.D.
Feeding Crime 11oz

Bites the Hand That Feeds Her

Sharp, funny, and painfully accurate for cat parents who know affection and betrayal can happen in the same minute.

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Seasonal Favorite CASE #CS-0112 Knocked Over the Christmas Tree cat mugshot mug
GUILTY EVIDENCE
PROPERTY OF CAT MUGSHOTS P.D.
Holiday Crime 11oz / 15oz

Knocked Over the Christmas Tree

Holiday-specific destruction delivered with innocent eyes and absolutely no remorse.

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Sgt. Fluffkins
Officer Mittens
Cpl. Biscuits
How It Works

Mug → Mission

Pick a mug. Get it shipped. A shelter cat gets a second chance.

01

Pick your suspect

Browse the lineup of ceramic mugshot mugs. Every design is a deadpan booking photo for the chaos agent who runs your household.

02

Buy the mug

Every card links directly to the product listing. Sizing, shipping, payment, and fulfillment are all handled for you. Trusted and simple.

03

A shelter cat gets bailed out

A portion of every sale goes toward adoption fees at shelters — prioritizing cats who have been waiting the longest for a forever home.

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Bites the Hand That Feeds Her mug
Brand Story

A brand built to bail out cats

Cat Mug Shots started as a simple idea: make ceramic mugs that look like official booking photos for the tiny criminals living in our homes — and use every sale to do something real for cats who need it most.

Every mug sold funds adoption fees at shelters, with a focus on cats who have been waiting the longest. The mugs are funny. The mission is serious. Buy one. Bail one out.

Cat Parent Approved

From the Witnesses

★★★★★
"Personally attacked in the best way."

I clicked the 3AM Zoomies mug immediately because it felt like my actual household. Ordered it as a gift for myself. No regrets.

Sarah M., cat mom of two
★★★★★
"Finally funny and polished."

The art is hilarious, but the presentation makes it feel actually gift-worthy instead of random. Sent three to friends over the holidays.

Jake T., repeat offender
★★★★★
"Easy to buy, arrived fast."

Clean checkout experience, no friction. Mug quality is great — heavy, glossy, and the art is sharp. 10/10 would buy again.

Priya L., verified victim
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Our Mission

Buy a mug.
Bail out a real cat.

This is why Cat Mug Shots exists. A portion of every mug sold goes directly toward adoption fees at shelters — covering the cost for cats who have been waiting the longest to find a forever home.

Millions of cats sit in shelters right now. Many get passed over because the adoption fee is a barrier. Your mug removes that barrier. One purchase at a time.

Every mug = one cat closer to a forever home
BAIL
POSTED
Official Document · Cat Mug Shots
Bail Receipt
Suspect Unknown Feline, At Large
Charge Being criminally cute
Shelter hold Waived
Adoption fee Sponsored by you
Released to Forever home
Status FREE
Community Board

The Crime
Tip Line

Think your cat has what it takes to make the next lineup? File a report. Top-voted crimes get reviewed by the Cat Mug Shots team for real mug production. Yes, actually.

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Got Questions

FAQ

How does the bail-out program work?

A portion of every mug sale goes toward sponsoring adoption fees at shelters. We prioritize cats who have been waiting the longest — the ones that most need someone to post bail. More details on partner shelters coming soon.

How do I buy a mug?

Hit any "Get This Mug" button — it takes you directly to that product's live page. Select your size and finish checkout there. Shipping and fulfillment are fully handled.

Are the mugs dishwasher-safe?

Yes. All Cat Mug Shots mugs are dishwasher-safe ceramic. The product pages confirm this for each design.

What sizes are available?

Most designs come in 11oz and 15oz. "Bites the Hand That Feeds Her" currently ships in 11oz only. Check each product page for the latest options.

Can I suggest a new crime for the lineup?

Yes! Hit the Crime Tip Line. Submit your cat's crime, let the community vote, and the most-wanted suggestions get reviewed for real mug production.

Will there be more suspects?

Absolutely. Every new mug means more bail money raised. New designs drop as new crimes are committed. File your tip above.

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BAXTER HARRINGTON
SENIOR CRIME CORRESPONDENT
"I've covered sock theft, litter crimes, and three separate Christmas tree incidents. Cat Mug Shots is the only brand telling the truth."